Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Esmeralda's Faux Coaster attraction, again shining in the afternoon sunlight
Esmeralda's Faux Coaster
March 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all temperatures.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and being carried).
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Attraction veterans discovered a secret book in which is detailed the backstory of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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