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The Esmeralda's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Esmeralda's Faux Coaster
December 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals will talk to your party.
- After sweeping this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or shoulder, chest, social, romantic, attention-span, or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from November 8 through January 14.
- This was one of the least famous "S ticket" attractions.
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