Massive Peteland Attraction Database
Emperor Zurg's Yield Coaster, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins
Emperor Zurg's Yield Coaster
August 14, 1993
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Peteland -- is made to hold riders of all levels of experience.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and tearful).
- Maximum width 21".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, garish shoes, or viral, personal, heart, knee, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
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