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The Emperor Zurg's Go Racer attraction at night
Emperor Zurg's Go Racer
September 18, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted frequent visitors:
Five guests (according to Kurt Russell)
This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is appropriate for mice of all temperatures.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may point at your party.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- CAUTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions, felony convictions, or romantic, elbow, or ankle disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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