Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Emperor Zurg's Go Racer attraction at a distance
Emperor Zurg's Go Racer
June 11, 2007
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This rollerracer -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all shapes.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
- Minimum height 20".
- Shortest guest must be at least 52" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to obtain themed pants.
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