Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Emperor Zurg's Go Racer attraction at midday
Emperor Zurg's Go Racer
May 2, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Less than nine Mickeys
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to mice of all strengths.
- Because it is so secret, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from leg, personal, knee, elbow, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or dawdling permitted.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess specticles.
- This attraction's queue actually reaches by the adjacent attraction.
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