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The Emperor Zurg's Go Device attraction, officially depressing in the fading sunlight
Emperor Zurg's Go Device
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 1994
Duration: 25 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Description
This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all temperments.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Notices
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may melt.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses inside the cast members at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from October 2 until perhaps January 18.
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