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Emperor Zurg's Go Contraption, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett
Emperor Zurg's Go Contraption
March 15, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet place.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, '80s haircuts, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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