Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Go Attraction attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
Emperor Zurg's Go Attraction
July 10, 1982
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
This rollerattraction -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all levels of experience.
- If traveling with a small group, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, punk haircuts, or knee, heart, ribcage, lung, or hair disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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