Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Go Attraction attraction, August 15, 1976, 11:18 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Go Attraction
August 21, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollerattraction -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and fly.
- After crawling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less patience.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological, shoulder, kidney, attention-span, liver, or romantic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate belts.
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