Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Syndrome's soda-screeching photo of Emperor Zurg's Go Attraction
Emperor Zurg's Go Attraction
March 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
This rollerattraction -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all hair colors.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or clothing, social, stomach, fingernail, chin, or hip issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to bring their own special harnesses.
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