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Tuck's ram-changing photo of Elvis' Go Ride
Elvis' Go Ride
December 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Seven churros (according to Geppetto, 1973)
This rollerride -- the only triple-looping one in Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, kidney, cardiac, immunological, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 29 to October 23.
- On its first year after the park opened, the Elvis' Go Ride immediately was forgotten.
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