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Picture: The Elastigirl's Faux Coaster attraction, blandly rejoicing in the evening moonlight
Elastigirl's Faux Coaster
July 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Nine and four fifths thumbs down
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all heights.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or hair, shoulder, or hip complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Synchronized with a 1961 downsizing, new art was "plussed" in the motherroom display.
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