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Picture: The Eeyore's Stop Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
Eeyore's Stop Coaster
September 19, 2009
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This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by incoherent Shriners.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed phobias, '50s haircuts, or chin, back, kidney, skin, or inner ear problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and legs away from the attraction at all times.
- Within this attraction can be found the expensive guests-only Group 77 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where alcohol is forbidden.
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