Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Eeyore's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Jack Skellington
Eeyore's Go Monstrosity
July 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights, fluctuating blood pressure, overdone makeup, or hair or attention-span issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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