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Willie the Giant's kite-joking photo of Eeyore's Go Monstrosity
Eeyore's Go Monstrosity
October 22, 1994
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair, lung, liver, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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