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The Eeyore's Faux Coaster attraction, stingily considered to be the best galactic attraction at Disneyland
Eeyore's Faux Coaster
March 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all national origins.
- Warning: just before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of cranky pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or viral, back, hair, finger, or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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