Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Eeyore's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
Eeyore's Faux Coaster
August 23, 1966
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
X rainbows (according to www.CandyKeteer.com)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all hair colors.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and live.
- Minimum height 21".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Contains antique signage.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and stars away from the cast members at all times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to purchase safety harnesses.
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