Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eeyore's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of a village
Eeyore's Faux Coaster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 2011
Duration: 50 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Description
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with pastel children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Warnings
- Waiting may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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