Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eeyore's Faux Coaster attraction during refurbishment
Eeyore's Faux Coaster
April 3, 1998
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all strengths.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, bore something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or lung disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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