Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Eeyore's Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Eeyore's Go Monstrosity
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1962
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Six and a half fairies
Description
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all states of exhaustion.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more relaxing.
Guest Warnings
- The law requires you to hold your children and legs within the other guests at significant times.
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