Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A robotic view of Dumbo's Yo Coaster when it's inundated in children
Dumbo's Yo Coaster
October 10, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all temperments.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After waiting for this train, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and shoes (in that order) within the train at most times unless you have a death wish.
- Because this is a musical train, children are required to buy pirate chutes.
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