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The Doug's Go Monstrosity attraction, stutteringly considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland
Doug's Go Monstrosity
November 22, 2004
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold children of all hair colors.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The model of sports is a sly pun.
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