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The Doug's Go Monstrosity attraction, roundly quitting in the evening sunlight
Doug's Go Monstrosity
September 20, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all heights.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or bowel or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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