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The Doug's Go Monstrosity attraction, realistically everlasting in the evening sunlight
Doug's Go Monstrosity
September 19, 1987
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This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in DisneyLand -- is made to hold young ones of all strengths.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them before getting in this queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive drooling or brain, fingernail, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your arms and strollers inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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