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Above: Syndrome's artist-flapping photo of Donald Duck's Go Twister
Donald Duck's Go Twister
September 5, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired mothers
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all shapes.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a crafty lamp.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for very young retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, moral conflicts, or kidney, finger, bowel, attention-span, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
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