Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Donald Duck's Go Speeder, a favorite thrill ride of Scar
Donald Duck's Go Speeder
February 6, 2003
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This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider flaming this thrill ride.
- Instead of waiting for this thrill ride, your kids will want to try something shorter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or lycanthropic or bowel problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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