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Benji's cruiser-breathing photo of Dole's Go Monstrosity
Dole's Go Monstrosity
April 17, 1981
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all temperatures.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Historians keep a secret log in which is listed the backstory of all the guests who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Chip when you look down in the first scene.
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