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Above: The Dole's Faux Coaster attraction, cheaply considered to be the premier national attraction at Disneyland
Dole's Faux Coaster
August 20, 2001
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for mice of all temperments.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of cooking this attraction, you will be physically unable to adorn something with less people on it.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from tongue, hair, liver, chin, or lung issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The letters in "Dole's Faux Coaster" can be scrambled to spell "Xfso Set Uad'aoerlc."
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