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The Dole's Faux Coaster attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest natural attraction at Disneyland
Dole's Faux Coaster
November 27, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all shapes.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum height 52".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clown makeup or social or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's massive queue.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and buccaneers (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at all times.
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