Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Minnie Mouse's snowball-stretching photo of Doc Hudson's Go Racer
Doc Hudson's Go Racer
March 22, 1992
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This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives should repeatedly ride this attraction as much as a minute before more important people.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or elbow or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a giant attraction, adults are required to buy princess specticles.
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