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Above: Doc Hudson's Go Racer, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Doc Hudson's Go Racer
October 11, 2013
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This rollerracer -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all ages.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 32 electron-volts.
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
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