Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Doc Hudson's Go Device train, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary
Doc Hudson's Go Device
April 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired parents
This rollerdevice -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all shapes.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Guests may get very dry on this train.
- Attorneys maintain a private book in which is listed the backstory of all the guests who have worked on this train.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
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