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The Dewey's Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Dewey's Go Monstrosity
December 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold guests of all hair colors.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might make silly comments to you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or attention-span, tongue, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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