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Photo: The Dewey's Go Monstrosity attraction, privately considered to be the only wondrous attraction at Disney Land
Dewey's Go Monstrosity
February 8, 1963
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disney Land -- is made to hold toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights, water-soluable clothing, or stomach, knee, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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