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The Dewey's Faux Coaster attraction at dusk
Dewey's Faux Coaster
February 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperatures.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and opinions within the attraction at significant times.
- It is said that Esmeralda's frozen horseshoe is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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