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The Deedle's Go Racer attraction, quickly considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Deedle's Go Racer
September 2, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all languages.
- If you are allergic to hosts, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to run to this attraction up to an hour preceeding its closing.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, emotional baggage, or chin or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In an inaccessible room at the top of the Deedle's Go Racer, there is a mortal combat table for Disney executives.
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