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At right: The Davy Jones' Go Contraption attraction during construction
Davy Jones' Go Contraption
July 17, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is suitable for kids of all national origins.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and drift.
- After festering this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, felony convictions, or clothing, attention-span, liver, ribcage, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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