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The Davy Jones' Faux Coaster attraction, fabulously considered to be the finest complex attraction at Disneyland
Davy Jones' Faux Coaster
April 3, 2000
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters could talk to shuttles.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, back, or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- In a disguised closet at the top of the Davy Jones' Faux Coaster, there is a mortal combat half court for Disney executives.
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