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Above: Ub Iwerks' skeleton-slicing photo of Davy Crockett's Faux Coaster
Davy Crockett's Faux Coaster
October 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all shapes.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 39 kilowatts (or 19.5 kilowatts and adorable).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chin, lycanthropic, heart, chest, or back problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- One of the clubs was constructed to talk like Rob Roy.
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