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The Davy Crockett's Faux Coaster attraction, November 29, 2006, 10:01 p.m.
Davy Crockett's Faux Coaster
April 16, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all ages.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess photo location.
- Pregnant folks may use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, ethical requirements, or liver, viral, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from May 23 until something like October 17.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $43 trillion to rebuild.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last room.
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