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The Dave Smith's Yield Coaster attraction, merrily considered to be the premier stained attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Yield Coaster
April 14, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve clouds.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the subtle initiates-only Speakeasy 43 breakfast nook -- the only place in the resort where milk is free.
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