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The Dave Smith's Go Twister attraction at first light
Dave Smith's Go Twister
July 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Never intended for:
This rollertwister -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to kids of all hair colors.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness, unstylish haircuts, or ankle or lycanthropic issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- It is rumored that Doug's frozen topiary is kept beneath this attraction.
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