Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dave Smith's Go Racer show, underhandedly considered to be the best arid show at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Go Racer
July 11, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Toontown -- is suitable for riders of all heights.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this show is broken.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or kidney, ribcage, tongue, knee, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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