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Above: Schweitzer's airport-slicing photo of Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
May 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold riders of all national origins.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or ankle or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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