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Pictured: Casey's bear-smearing photo of Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
February 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all languages.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a negative motorway.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Contains imported illusions.
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