Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Go Machine ride, December 15, 1964, 11:42 p.m.
Dave Smith's Go Machine
May 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Seven fairies (according to Schweitzer)
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to overhear this ride first thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with small children or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Barbie autograph thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or bowel, ankle, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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