Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Go Device attraction at night
Dave Smith's Go Device
March 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the tallest in Disney Land -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all ages.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disney Land V.I.P.s can enjoy this attraction half an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- You must be at least as tall as your god to participate.
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Yawning may occur.
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