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The Darth Vader's Go Contraption attraction, haughtily considered to be the best fictional attraction at Disneyland
Darth Vader's Go Contraption
October 12, 1988
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This rollercontraption -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all heights.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as a badge to participate.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable relatives, novelty haircuts, or lung, liver, intestinal, lycanthropic, stomach, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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