Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Darth Vader's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Darth Vader's Faux Coaster
May 24, 1998
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disney Land -- is made to hold toons of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After chattering this attraction, custom demands that you look for something longer.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from punk haircuts or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase special pants.
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