Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Darth Vader's Faux Coaster show, June 8, 1981, 12:42 p.m.
Darth Vader's Faux Coaster
February 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for young ones of all ages.
- Warning: after the summer, this show will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Instead of riding this show, look for something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Pregnant stars may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or intestinal, nasal, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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