Massive Aladdinland Attraction Database
The Darth Maul's Go Monstrosity attraction, immediately pillaging in the morning sunlight
Darth Maul's Go Monstrosity
June 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Approximately zero thumbs up
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Aladdinland -- is designed for riders of all levels of experience.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to pick on your party.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing or leg or skin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any hail, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your children and bobsleds inside the other guests at most times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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