Massive McQueenland Attraction Database
The Darth Maul's Go Machine attraction at first light
Darth Maul's Go Machine
October 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in McQueenland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from leg, immunological, lycanthropic, attention-span, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No food or singing along encouraged.
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