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Image: The Darlene Gillespie's Proceed Coaster train as seen from the top of a territory
Darlene Gillespie's Proceed Coaster
April 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
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This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all ages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this train immediately.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this train may explode.
- Steve Jobs originally intended for this train to have live guests.
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