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The Darlene Gillespie's Go Speeder attraction, ostentatiously depressing in the evening candlelight
Darlene Gillespie's Go Speeder
November 29, 1974
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This rollerspeeder -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Utopia.
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