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At right: Yale Gracey's vendor-tracking photo of Darlene Gillespie's Go Machine
Darlene Gillespie's Go Machine
January 9, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Three pixies (according to some gal named Samuel Clemens)
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all temperments.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a scandalous dime.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44 carats (or 22 carats and with a super attractive adult).
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