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The Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster attraction, July 8, 2008, 1:35 p.m.
Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
August 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Walt Disney Land -- is too intense for riders of all heights.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive aristocats.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious issues, bad haircuts, or shoulder or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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