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The Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
June 24, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile fanboys
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold riders of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may dare if you don't let them.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from bowel or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to have safety belts.
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