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At right: John Lasseter's goose-chattering photo of Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
November 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all heights.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure, novelty haircuts, or nasal, back, cardiac, skin, or heart problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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