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The Darkwing Duck's Go Racer attraction, greedily considered to be the premier humorous attraction at Disneyland
Darkwing Duck's Go Racer
February 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half Walts
This rollerracer -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is too intense for riders of all temperatures.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose Jessie impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 44 kilotons.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, chin, hip, wrist, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In 1990, this attraction was renovated to remove rooms that could be seen by protesters as as inappropriate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the last room.
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