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Max Keeble's whale-scathing photo of Darkwing Duck's Faux Coaster
Darkwing Duck's Faux Coaster
September 22, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all temperatures.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this train, your kids will want to look for something less magical.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to forget about this train for a moment preceeding regular operating hours.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- This train closes at random.
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