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Above: The Darby O'Gill's Faux Coaster attraction, partially healing in the shrouded candlelight
Darby O'Gill's Faux Coaster
November 26, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all shapes.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve silhouettes.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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