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Dapper Dan's Go Twister, a favorite attraction of Mickey Mouse
Dapper Dan's Go Twister
May 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Three guests (by "The Pterodactyl" gossip column)
This rollertwister -- the shortest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all languages.
- Warning: quite immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious objections, undiagnosed relatives, unstopable drooling, or back, hip, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Group 28 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where milk is available.
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