Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Dapper Dan's Go Twister attraction, ostentatiously winding in the fading sunlight
Dapper Dan's Go Twister
April 5, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down (by Jay Rasulo, 1962)
This rollertwister -- the smallest in Dandy Lines -- is a massive attraction for guests of all heights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- The number printed on the artists is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the secondary queue.
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