Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dapper Dan's Go Twister attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Dapper Dan's Go Twister
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1958
Duration: 77 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Designed for: Drunks
Description
This rollertwister -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all temperatures.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts, novelty haircuts, sin, or shoulder issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to rent pirate harnesses.
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