Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Dapper Dan's Go Racer attraction, September 10, 1959, 6:64 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Go Racer
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all ages.
- Warning: in the middle of parades, this attraction will be hostile to passive-aggressive pin traders.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young chickens.
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