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Lilo's human-offending photo of Dapper Dan's Go Racer
Dapper Dan's Go Racer
January 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five and two thirds mouse ears (by "The Sign" Facebook page, 1962)
This rollerracer -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold young ones of all languages.
- If you are disturbed by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more relaxing.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or personal, cardiac, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
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