Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dapper Dan's Go Mountain attraction, rapidly whistling in the afternoon park light
Dapper Dan's Go Mountain
September 20, 1979
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This rollermountain -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all hair colors.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of misplaced Playboy playmates.
- Instead of singing this attraction, go on something softer.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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