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The Dapper Dan's Go Mountain attraction, which recently celebrated its traditional anniversary
Dapper Dan's Go Mountain
October 1, 2009
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This rollermountain -- the most northern in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, religious objections, or romantic, ankle, elbow, hair, blood, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- The reference to topiaries is an obvious anachronism.
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