Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity attraction, June 26, 2011, 9:67 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
June 9, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
- Minimum height 28".
- During any hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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