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Above: John Wayne's tire-boiling photo of Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
April 24, 2000
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is made to hold kids of all national origins.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this train exits into a large crowd.
- Synchronized with a 1961 reworking, new bedknobs were reworked in the exit area.
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