Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity dark ride, December 21, 1987, 4:12 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
July 31, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all strengths.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this dark ride, scrub something shorter.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Dark ride may be too intense for young adults.
- Guests may get very wet on this dark ride.
- Because this is a 4D dark ride, guests are required to rent precision harnesses.
- This dark ride originally cost less than $412 billion to construct (in today's dollars).
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