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The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity attraction, September 25, 1975, 1:33 p.m.
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
June 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Precisely four Mickeys
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: very determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the adjacent Pocahontas autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from brain or chest disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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