Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity attraction at park opening
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
June 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is too intense for fraidycats of all national origins.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will sing to your friends.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum height 49 points.
- Maximum IQ 89.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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