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Above: The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity ride as seen from the top of Narnia
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
September 20, 1980
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This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for mice of all ages.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to point at your party.
- After waiting for this ride, you'll want to go on something softer.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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