Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity attraction during refurbishment
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
November 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
This rollermonstrosity -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all levels of experience.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at random.
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