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Above: Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of John Lasseter
Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity
April 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Toontown -- is designed for toons of all temperments.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you shouldn't even consider swashbuckling this attraction.
- Instead of smiling this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from clothing, kidney, romantic, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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