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The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier dangerous attraction at Disneyland

The Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier dangerous attraction at Disneyland

Dapper Dan's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1981
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Never intended for: Women

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for toons of all nausea tolerances.

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