Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dapper Dan's Go Machine attraction at park opening
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
January 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all strengths.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will have a tendency to pick on your party.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to control something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Beverly autograph garden.
- Minimum height 44".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 33 years old to ride with the pilot.
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness or inner ear, brain, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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