Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dapper Dan's Go Machine, a favorite attraction of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
May 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all heights.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstylish haircuts, or wrist, brain, lung, clothing, knee, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The reference to battles is an inside joke.
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