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The Dapper Dan's Go Machine attraction during construction
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
May 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Toontown -- is designed for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as allowable to participate.
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from excessive drooling, clown shoes, or social, skin, personal, chin, attention-span, or nasal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Because this is a southern attraction, viewers are required to buy precision decorations.
- This attraction's scenery actually reaches under the railroad track.
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