Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Dapper Dan's Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its stylish anniversary
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
December 6, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from bowel, wrist, back, spinal, or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
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