Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Device attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Dapper Dan's Go Device
October 11, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
This rollerdevice -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all ages.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to obnoxious reprobates.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, androgynous clothing, overdone makeup, or lycanthropic, elbow, kidney, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.