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A reasonable view of Dapper Dan's Go Device when it's not shrounded in fog
Dapper Dan's Go Device
October 24, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all ages.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical conflicts, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair, leg, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Hero of Orleans.
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