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An aboriginie view of Dapper Dan's Go Contraption when it's covered in fog
Dapper Dan's Go Contraption
November 29, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is designed for fraidycats of all ages.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, unstopable drooling, or leg, personal, lung, or neck disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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