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The Dapper Dan's Go Contraption attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
Dapper Dan's Go Contraption
October 30, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
This rollercontraption -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is suitable for riders of all heights.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction during lunch.
- Minimum height 48".
- Operator must be at least 77" tall.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $406 billion to build.
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