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Below: The Dapper Dan's Go Contraption attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Dan's Go Contraption
April 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the strangest in Toontown -- is too intense for guests of all heights.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from kidney, nasal, attention-span, heart, lung, or clothing problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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