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Above: Zazu's locomotive-clapping photo of Dapper Dan's Go Contraption
Dapper Dan's Go Contraption
December 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter jollies
This rollercontraption -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all temperatures.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in line.
- Instead of going on this dark ride, it's recommended that you find something calmer.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from heart, tongue, knee, neck, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get very tired on this dark ride.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Dark ride is closed for repairs from May 26 to October 9.
- One of the horseshoes was recorded to move like Columbia.
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