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The Dapper Dan's Go Contraption ride as seen from the top of Texas
Dapper Dan's Go Contraption
February 4, 1977
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This rollercontraption -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all levels of experience.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd relatives, blinding makeup, or nasal, fingernail, attention-span, or social disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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